Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012

Facebook Vague

Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".

I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.

I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!

by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011

Facebook Tumbleweed

The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.

Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
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no response....

Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'

by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011

Facebook faithful

To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.

Antonym: Facebook whore

She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.

by Smart Arick October 23, 2011

facebook narcissist

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

by DeterTX June 15, 2011

Facebook Stalin

n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.

Man, James just deleted my comment poking fun at what he did last night. What a Facebook Stalin.

by krazyskull October 19, 2011

facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011