mina evans

a guy

you’re such a mina evans

by lmaookaywhy October 24, 2020

Evan

SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

“You are such an Evan”
“Awh stop you are Evan”

by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021

evan corp

an evan corp is someone that likes children

“your such an evan corp”

by Muhammadson September 17, 2021

Evan Hendrickson

The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.

I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?

by trippdiii October 16, 2019

miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

Evan

evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.

"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."

by kidneybean78 May 28, 2022

Evans

To make room for some more food

I’m stuffed, I’m just going for an evans

by Evski January 13, 2021