drain the dong

Sucking a guy so hard that you completely drain him of semen.

Girl one: Can you drain the dong?
Girl two: Oh, yea! I'm so good at taking it all.

by Scarlet95 May 11, 2016

Dong Driven

Someone who's mind is focused on getting "donged"

Kenny accused his girl of being dong driven, so she slashed his tires

by Denaenae April 27, 2010

deep dong

When a man sticks his penis so far In a woman's ass that his scrotum
Touches her vagina.

I deep donged your mom last night an she squealed like a pig.

by Nuthole May 21, 2017

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

dong hit

the placing of a dong into one's oral oriface.

Pettit and saunders are dong hit buddies.

by heeha October 17, 2008

Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011