Second-cousin-eight-times-removed (2C8R).
My second-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Idk what this really means, but it was the title of a romance novel at the gift shop of an Amish buffet and just assumed it's incestuous
by Nigul Toughjob August 9, 2022

A child of a parent's half-sibling with the other parent’s full sibling; the relative who has with the other person only three grandparents in common, but parents are different.
My sesqui-cousin is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
by RockCat89 April 9, 2024

by britscogifts22@gmail.com October 7, 2022

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and twelve great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
sextuple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Triple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and six great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My triple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 9, 2021
