Crack Coffee

Coffee made from Instant Coffee. The coffee is refined down to smaller hard bits easier to consume and cheaper than regular coffee. Cocaine is refined down to Crack hence Crack Coffee

You made that coffee really quickly" " Ya I made some Crack Coffee instead, the coffee machine is broken.

Crack Coffee by Rhino stenographer May 31, 2010

Irish Coffee 

The Irish Coffee is a small, low key fishing boat that was lost at sea during the early 1990s. There were only 3 crew members at the time of disappearance: 2 fisherman and the Ships Captain, Cpt. Dank. Remnants of the Irish Coffee were found off the cost of San Francisco, California.

There was a video of Irish Coffee in the physics video today.

Irish Coffee by yannidepp October 28, 2009

midnight coffee 

When one is attempting to sleep at a late hour and just before falling asleep he farts. The rancid stench of his fart awakens him or his partner fully.

"Damn I'm tired. I keept myself up all night with that midnight coffee."

"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."

midnight coffee by Diban urctionary July 12, 2014

Scottish coffee 

A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.

Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.

Scottish coffee by jhhhcentruian September 22, 2005

Afternoon Coffee 

Hitting the caffeine again in the afternoon, since the morning jolt has worn off & you need another pick-me-up to get through the rest of the day.

Man, I was really dragging when I got home after my shift, but after a smoke and some nice afternoon coffee, I was good to go again!

Afternoon Coffee by Redking645 December 15, 2009

Shower Coffee 

The cup of coffee you grab on the way to the shower in the morning to wake up with while you stand in the glorious hot water looking back on the dream you just woke up from

My Shower Coffee brought me to such an enlightened state this morning

Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?

Shower Coffee by phixxx September 5, 2013

Big black coffee 

big black coffee stands for bbc

I prefer bbc (big black coffee) over sbc or mbc

Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning

Bbc really gets my day started

Big black coffee by Curb your tea March 31, 2021