Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Hoethotical Bump

A Bump You Get When You Fuck A Hoe Thats Mixed With A Thot

" Damn That Nigga Craig Got A Hoethotical Bump From Keyshia , You Know She For Everybody "

by youngkimoralee May 30, 2017

Treble Bump

Listening to music in a car with the treble setting turned all the way up instead of the bass in an attempt to be different.

In an attempt to be different Emo Chris treble bumped instead of turning up the bass.

by Patrick W. Ryan November 12, 2007

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

Bump

Doing a line for cocaine

do you wanna take a bump with me right now

by IdoBumps October 5, 2016

Bump

At least as old as Black & White movies, a Bump is "A Little More" of something, typically intoxicating.

"Can I bump you up" = get you another cocktail, line of coke/ketamine, etc.

by KPryme June 15, 2018

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020