Playin da bass

A euphemism for vigorous masturbation, sometimes used following the David Ellefson (former bassist of Megadeth) incident where he masturbated on camera.

Guy 1: "I love playin da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"
Guy 2: "You love scat? You should play a KoRn bassline then".

by BrahRebleck November 14, 2023

Chilean Sea Bass

What lobster dreams it tasted like

Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Gas or chuck bass

something you say when you ask someone if their food is good or bad. Referring to gossip girl Chuckbass.

« Is your menchies gas or chuck bass? »

by Janet Wilson January 23, 2026

Ernest T. Bass

Hillbilly type. Ernest T. Bass ‘It’s me, it’s me, it’s Ernest T.’ Andy Griffith Show

Ernest T. Bass is a hillbilly. As played by Howard Morris on the Andy Griffith Show.

by GonzoJhawk August 17, 2022