Square

A person who doesn't get girls, likes the play computer games, drinks Smirnoff ice, and respects women's rights

You threw up over 6 shots of Smirnoff you fucking square

by Quack May 27, 2015

Square

The shape of a girls butt

When the girl appears to have no hips it is all on the back with some serious right angles

Look that chick square

by Blue GOD May 20, 2019

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

squares

stolen or taken credit/debit card used for laundering

"ayo pussy ,run me your shit before u get cheffed" the definition of squares

by ur mums dads crocodile February 20, 2023

Squares

Another word for cheese slices. Much easier for dogs to understand because it's shorter than "cheese slices."

Do you want some squares, Mitten? Mitten loves squares!

by Outpat October 22, 2017

Square

(1) Unexciting, unadventurous, mainstream or dull. Generally used in describing a person with such attributes or who plays it safe. Historically, derived from a person whose goal in life is to have three "squares" a day (see definition (3) below), a roof over his head, a respectable job, a house, 2.5 kids, etc. Became a hip/popular expression of derision of the mainstream in the beat generation.

“Simmy is a square”

by Lewballs February 22, 2024