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bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.
Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.
by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016
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Rock Band 3

1. (pronoun) The dying 2010 rhythm game developed by Harmonix.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you wanna play some Rock Band 3?
Guy 2: Nah man, you need to grow up and play better, modern games... Amateur.
by Dynamo Roller January 15, 2023
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Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.
I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.
by Stuff24 February 7, 2019
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Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020
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Band's Bohemian Rhapsody

A song made by a band or artist that isn't in their usual style and/or incorporates multiple styles in one song (like in Bohemian Rhapsody). It is commonly one of their most popular songs.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard Popular Monster by Falling in Reverse?
Guy 2: No is it any good?
Guy 1: Yeah it's like the band's Bohemian Rhapsody.
by Jork381 May 13, 2021
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NASA Brass Band

The rare occurrence where two males engaged in docking are simultaneously being stimulated via the art of tromboning
At the orgy, Pete and John were trying out a new docking technique and two random blokes started tromboning them at the same time! That's a real NASA Brass Band event!
by Tortillera September 30, 2013
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Band-aid Station

band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.
We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.
by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018
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