Wank Chariot

Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.

"can I come to yours tonight baby?"
"Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"

by VuWblk April 22, 2015

Bristle Wank

Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.

In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!

by levileslie April 13, 2015

wank momma

A woman who is not gettin any action, the opposite of a mack momma.

Damn Kellie, u thinkin about Ralph all the time has turned you into a wank momma.

by darcmatter May 11, 2006

Thinky wank

where you don't use porn to wank

Me: "i'm going for a Thinky Wank"
Friend:"who you going to think about?"
Me: "your mum"

by buttonsex February 28, 2012

Grief Wank

The act of masturbating in a time of great sadness or melancholy, often thought to be a remedy for such feelings. However, they are mostly counterproductive, often self-affirming the loneliness of the participant "at hand".

I'm really struggling getting over Emily recently", "Oh yeah? That sucks", "Last night, I tried a Grief Wank to help me out, y'know?", "I see, how did that go?", "...J..just hug me man, I'm dying here

by Merjiba April 13, 2011

Wailing Wanks

Also known as Frightened Masturbation or The Screaming Skeets. It happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.

Kyle was so f-up I could hear him suffering through the wailing wanks in the room next door.

by w@mMy s@ndw1cH?!1! May 24, 2006

Tongue Wank

A taste sensation. When you eat food that's taste so good it's like having an orgasm in your mouth!

'The food at Manchetester House was amazing. It was like having a tongue wank!

by Dirty JD September 18, 2016