Van Nisterism

Like racism however towards the goat van nistelrooy

“What did you do with your prime van nistelrooy”
“I put him into an sbc”
“Thats van nisterism”

by Wild Warren April 7, 2022

van dielen

Van Dielen

If you ever come across someone with the last name Van Dielen then your in luck. They are they are the most funniest crazy loudest people ever and have a ginormous heart. These people will always make you laugh and always have something fun in mind. There so exciting and super fun to hangout with. you should definitely never let them go because your life will be a bore without them. In other words they put piazzas in your life. Van Dielens ROCK!

by bbygirlabril7 April 7, 2022

van presley language

my hot wife presley’s personal language, its the best language ever, and deserves more credit <3

Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )

by ivyy !! April 14, 2022

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree

K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?

by some anon user April 15, 2022

Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck

Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

VAN SUI

Van Sui is a name an up and coming YouTuber would have. She’s Verrry Funny, COOL, and awesome. she’s has the best jokes and has the ability to make many people laugh!! YES!! AWSOME SAUCE!!!

OH MY GOsh THERE GO VAN SUI SHES SO COOL HER COOLNESS IS SEEPING OFF OF HER WOWS

by jotie April 21, 2022

van luigier

a boy who attends Marshall High school in his 3rd year. His well known trait is that he is a pussy. Ranks out each time his group of friends want to do something cool. A fanboy of the beatles thinking that they are the best. A loner, boring, dull, ranker, strange boy who looks at hentai and decideds to masterbathe.

person: hey luigi lets go smoke some weed

luigi: no. i dont want to get in trouble and besides i have to buy ice cream

by Nadir Husein December 21, 2003