feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

Vagina feelings

Vagina feelings are the ultimate horniness of a woman. She isn’t sure whether she has real feelings for someone or is just horny. It’s basically having an invisible boner.

-„Do you like him or did you catch vagina feelings?“
- Nevermind. I only liked his appearance, so I guess it were vagina feelings.

by Jules92 June 1, 2019

Feelings

Something i do not possess

"Jamie, get your nasty ass off the court!"
"Wow, that hurt my non-existent feelings."

by Ya know what idc September 10, 2020

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Feeling Czechoslovakian

Feeling nostalgic about great things that no longer exist. Feeling separated from your beloved partner in crime

"He just break up with his girlfriend so he is little czechoslovakian."
"The whole situation made her/him feeling czechoslovakian."

by Little Czechoslovakian October 8, 2023

Feeling Broke

Being Broke Until You Have To Leave With Your Mom Again.

"Nah Ma I am definitely broke because of living you again!"
"Save until you not become feeling broke again"
"Until I finished until I start again not feeling broke again"

by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024

Ahh, feels good!

The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.

This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.

Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?

- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2

*Finishes relieving*... "Ahh, feels good!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022