titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021

bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014

Titty-gut

When your titties are adjacent to your belt line.

That girl’s jeans look super cute with her titty-gut!

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

elevator titties

A woman's boobs who are so high up on her chest, creating lots of cleavage. They are called "elevator titties" because elevators go up, and so do elevator titties.

"Damn, did you see Ashley's elevator titties?"

by Cats11221765 December 20, 2016

cuppa tittie

When engaging in doggy-styled coitus with a female, or large male, using one or both hands to 'cup a tittie.'

Little Johnny was hitting it from the back when he decided to reach around and ever so gently, yet firmly, cuppa tittie.

by Doctor Cuppa Tittie March 16, 2017

Titty job

When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.

Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021