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Squishy squirrel meat

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A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.
by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018
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Glitter squirrel

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A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
by crillis88 July 15, 2018
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Junior squirrel

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a junior squirrel is typically being a little shit, annoying, or also could mean stop farting in public. These people tend to be boys, short ones.
Example 1.)
*student farts in class*

*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”

Example 2.)

*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?

*linda* “no, what did she do?”

*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
by Bella sue September 27, 2018
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A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.
Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.
by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019
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Flying Squirrel

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A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't
Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.
by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019
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