When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.
by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021
by Tesschri April 21, 2019
The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
by Boychi January 10, 2021
The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.
Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!
by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021
by The Real Ass Kite June 07, 2024
Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.
by rat_excavators July 16, 2021
Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus
(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus
(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)
by rat_excavators July 16, 2021