When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.
O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021
by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023
When you ask for something from someone and they ask your parent/guardian if its ok and they say no.
You: Hey Tony can u get me a soda?
Tony: (to your mom) hey can they get a soda.
Mom: not right now.
You: (to tony) wtf, why did you ask, you could of just got me one and she wouldnt notice!? Dumbass pre-snitch bitch.
Tony: (to your mom) hey can they get a soda.
Mom: not right now.
You: (to tony) wtf, why did you ask, you could of just got me one and she wouldnt notice!? Dumbass pre-snitch bitch.
by Inkoooooo29 August 21, 2017
The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.
"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"
-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."
-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."
-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
by Straight_wasteD June 28, 2023
Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023
jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
by anoooonnnnn April 15, 2022