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the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."
Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.
by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017
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Dunk nuts

The game of dipping your nuts/scrotum into a hot cup of coffee(usually), usually with friends.
Friend: bro bet you cant beat me in dunk nuts.
Me: my children will boil before i lose to you!
by Skyeet_ November 1, 2019
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Nut Duffle

When someone has such large balls a regular sac just won't do.
Jimmy took a direct shot to the nut duffles, look at him puke.
by Sqizzle-weasel July 7, 2017
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upper nut

i popped one of his nuts with that upper nut.
by Jumper1993 May 29, 2011
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nut dew

The name given to moisture found on a man's scrotum first thing in the morning.
Mandy: Your balls are so sweaty!
Randy: It's not sweat it's nut dew
by Nut Burger May 13, 2014
mugGet the nut dewmug.

platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.
Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!
by yvngtruth January 19, 2018
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SOCIETY OF THE NUT

The gathering of faithful men suffering the threat of no nut November, he shall petray the looks of girls thin clothing. You shall obey the rules of NNN and listen to God's suffering gift.
WE SHALL ALL COME TOGETHER FOR THE BEATING OF NUTS ,JOIN SOCIETY OF THE NUT
by Pilotpopcorn126 November 20, 2019
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