Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

Noodle Person

Absolute idiot, A fucking baboon, Noodle god.

"Oh look, a noodle person!" "Get the gun Jimmy."

by SkyTheGuy October 9, 2021

fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

by faded420 November 16, 2018

Noodle Gazing

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

Danger noodle

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024