National Pugh Day

National Pugh Day is on the 3rd January. It is the day of Florence Pugh’s birthday. Celebrate it!!

Friend: Happy National Pugh Day!
Friends: What is National Pugh Day?
Friend: How dare you?!

by elo08 January 3, 2022

national retard day

december 12 ,Say thanks to your retarded friend

december 12 is national retard day, so say thanks to your friends that are retarded

by hahaqueerluvr December 12, 2021

National Lean Day

August 19 is National Lean Day. On National Lean Day you must drink a whole cup of lean for the occasion. You are also required to post a video of yourself drinking it.

"On National Lean Day, over 240,000 people were reported to have posted videos of them drinking"

by vurx December 12, 2021

National coochie day

Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.

Jessica: I'm running out of pads!

Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!

by coolepicchild December 27, 2020

national fuckhead day

a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.

"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"

by blinmachine February 10, 2021

National BB day

National Bizarre Battlegrounds day
February 17th

Friend: Ayo what day is it today?
Me: Its national bb day

Friend: YOOOOOOOOOOOO

by BearZoneMamaAli February 17, 2021

National Martin Day

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!

e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?

by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021