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Class acthole

A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
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And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs

Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
by 4realazitgits April 29, 2021
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Online class

Staring mindlessly into a screen for 7 hours or more.
"well, I just completed online class and somehow my eyes aren't blind"
by h e l p May 4, 2021
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Middle School Latin Class

A class that nobody took seriously, caused depression, everybody cried at least once in, and one with lots of lecturing on "why we don't look like we care about the given material." We don't care. You also probably used the Minimus or Cambridge Course Latin books if you went to private school
by imalittlesus May 7, 2021
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the kirito class

Named after Kirito, the protagonist from the anime, "Sword Art Online," a fictional MMORPG that Kirito is trapped in throughout the first season of Sword Art Online.

The class in a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that is usually the first one listed and has the most evenly balanced stats. This class's main weapon will be a sword despite typically being in a world with fucking wizards and shit. Members of the class are seen as the MMORPG world's heroes, valiant and stout in their efforts to save everyone.

Which is why, in almost every single recorded example, this class is boring and plain as fuck. Anyone that picks them will be the most dull person in your party so don't even bother inviting them. It is a world of magic monsters and mach speed jet boosters and you choose to have A FUCKING SWORD? Jesus christ, mate.
xXxTheSupremeGamerxXx: "yeah broseph im a hunter in PSO2"

rationalHumanBeing: "ah dude you're fucking using the kirito class, you absolute beta"
by silenceinthelibrary June 11, 2021
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C Class Buyer

Somebody who only cares about appearances, they’ll do the minimum required to brag about something big, like buying the cheapest model of a high end brand to say they have that brand.
Person 1. She’s bragging about us talking but I literally left her on read.

Person 2. Oh yeah, She’s a C Class Buyer.
by ThebasedgodJP June 14, 2021
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Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars
That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard
by 247tray October 26, 2024
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college course, generally a general-education class, in which students are assumed to idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. “coloring with crayons” as a reference to kindergarten).

2. a kindergarten course with an unusually high concentration of peculiar children, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot girls are in my crayon class | in between getting dismantled by engineering courses, my crayon class allows me to unwind and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that kindergarten crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that crayon class I had in kindergarten, I see toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a whole new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 6, 2024
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