Lord Drugz

The man, the myth, the hippy legend. Not only is he the leader of countless cults, he has 14 different harems consisting of beautiful naked women, and maybe even sometimes a cute nigga or two. He is a giant mixed man with dreads for days and a voice like melted chocolate. He is severely loyal unless his weed in danger, he would never let it get to that point though. He is charismatic and charming and an ego bigger than my self loathing, which is huge! Give yourself to The Lord or perish. ASPIRE TO BE MORE LIKE THE LORD.

Bro, you should be more like Lord Drugz. You're fucking lame. Living like Lord Drugz.

by TinyGoober December 21, 2022

Zeed Lord

The Lord of Zeed born once Every 100 Years, has the epic skill and power of a god in battle, and is known to be one of the most lowkey dangerous humans to exist. Not to be confused with KING ZAMAJ.

Yo dude when I grow up I wanna be like zeed lord.
“Who?”

by Zeed September 5, 2020

Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

CAP LORD

Jayalan Johnson

Person 1: Bro did you hear about Jayalan

Person 2: Oh you mean the cap lord

by drewfromsoho February 20, 2021

The Dark Lord

A stick figure created by Alan Becker to defeat The Chosen One. He got killed by The Second Coming. He's a really poggers guy and even has Twitter. His handle is @BandsOfVirus. Plus he's sexy too.

Gerald (based guy): Ya'll know who The Dark Lord is? I follow him on Twitter and so should you!

Jonny Silverdick (not based): No

by TheDarkLordLol March 8, 2021

Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012

Lord Vertido

THE ALMIGHTY KING OF ESSEX KNIGHTED IN BY THE MAN HIMSELF CHETE

"Medusa: Tweety, you heard the YG Left-Right song?"
"Tweety: Nah what about it?"
"Medusa: I love to get like Lord Vertido and clap cheeks to that music"

by tokez September 18, 2019