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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011
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Kitty is dumb
by anonymous July 9, 2022
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Let me get some of that kitty.
by dbrewski August 6, 2021
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Hello Kitty

Full exposure, whether intentional or unintentional, of one's vagina, vajayjay, Virginia, or Derrick Vageater; when said exposure catches partner by surprise or in a state of morning arrousal . This is often used as a greeting salutation or fun pet name. Can be used in a playful but challenging way such as Hello Kitty I see we meet again!
Rolling over in bef early morning: Hello Kitty!

Favorite brunch dish? ANS :Hello Kitty
by RobzUven June 1, 2018
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