LAV jump/hop

The act of ballistically shooting an amphibian infantry fighting vehicle over long distances in Battlefield 4.

"Hey, dude! Let's do a LAV jump/hop to C and land that thing on top of the roof, get some C4."

"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."

by bjorm February 23, 2019

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022

message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

Jumped

Well you know.

I Jumped awhile ago

by 3563372727265 August 17, 2021

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet

Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap

by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022

jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023