Rules Of The Internet

Some bullshit that was just made up because nobody had actual rules for the internet. One of the rules is to not take the internet seriously, which works against itself. It practically implies that rules themselves aren't rules to be followed.

If you follow the rules of the internet, you probably have less of a life than you think.

by whocaresyoutwat December 5, 2012

internet ducked

Another form of "Own3d" except on a higher level. This comes from super smash bros. melee when you throw a Poke'ball and this stupid duck comes out and murders your ass with a grid. We couldn't make any sense of it so it became a term.

"Oh man while Cassious wasn't looking i put a fat turd in his taco!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"

by Taildrag September 20, 2005

Internet Education

When individuals turn to the Internet to Educated them selves in lieu of getting an actual education. Most of what is learned on the internet is, in fact, not true. You can tell someone who has an internet education from a person who has an actual education by the degree and depth of their knowledge. If you think Aspartame is a poison, you have an internet education. If you realize aspartame is actually made up of 2 amino acids, you have an actual education. Other 'symptoms' of an internet education include, 9/11 conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, fluoridated water dangers, Moon landing conspiracy, citing Alex Jones, youtube or Wikipedia as a source.

Omg, you know that Vaccines cause autism?

Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?

by Devon McIntyer March 17, 2011

Internet Person

A person who lives on the Internet. Doesn't participate in social activities.

Khloe kardashian~ rob literally just stays coup up in his room watching Netflix and Instagram videos. He just loves being on the Internet.

Kourtney~ at least he's not an internet guy. Really almost everyone is an Internet person like on weekends.

by myer May 25, 2016

Internet Gangsta

you because your reading this web site for gangsta related shit, instead of going out on the street and selling drugs and getting fucked up.

Get CruCNK NiGga!!!..... oh wait you dont get fucked up cuz your in intanet gansta..


Im smacked as shit

by G-unit October 7, 2004

Rules of the internet

Rule 82 is a lie

rules of the internet

...82: Steve Irwin’s death is really, really funny.

by Uhhpffb May 6, 2020

girls on the internet

A bunch of whores asking for attention.

Example of girls on the internet

girl: ogm im a girl
boys: can i feel u
girl: boys boy there enough of my beautiful booty to go around
boys: *creepy breathing*

by EarnSomeRespect November 30, 2013