He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.
Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”
Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”
Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”
Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”
Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”
by dr_balls_ November 19, 2023
Get the He Functionmug. Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"
Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"mug. “He eh” is a very legitimate exclamation, that has mustered consensus from an inordinate number of reputable academics, prominent politicians, and other highly credible profesionalls, to not only be synonymous to the word “yes”, but to also be a perfectly acceptable - without dispute, phrase to express affirmation.
by Lord Emperor February 5, 2019
Get the He ehmug. An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
Get the He-bitchmug. 
by Wichapoocha gang May 20, 2020
Get the he manly manmug.