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I HAVE BIG PP HAHA

People who say this Word wanna mean with it that they have a Big dick its very Commonly Used by 9 - 12 year old children
Kid: YOU HAVE SMALL PP I HAVE BIG PP HAHA 16 year old person: ugh youre so cringy!
by Theunknownrandomguy May 22, 2019
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Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.
"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"
by Crack fox September 6, 2016
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Non fiat having ass motherfucker

A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.
John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”
by Pseudo Gem April 13, 2021
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The one u should not have killed

Apparently this boi is giving life to everyone.
Plz give m a soul YOU FUCKING HAG
THE ONE U SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED
by Wolfie the boss May 26, 2021
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I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.
First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.
by Qoak October 16, 2020
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i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)
matt: “hey bro can i come over

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”
by X-5C2 January 8, 2018
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Lets have a drink after finals

Some chick: You want to grab a drink after finals?
RJ: Sure thing, I'll bring the condoms!
by RJgetschicks1 May 3, 2005
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