A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
by seanthetruthkillings April 30, 2012
You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.
joe blow's status message -
joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot
josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot
josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009
when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours
John: hey did you finish your term paper?
Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
by Jason1228 September 30, 2010
the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.
see textual satisfaction
see textual satisfaction
by misterstanwood April 11, 2011
Any person, who updates or checks their Facebook or Twitter status so frequently and habitually, that they may even continue to do so even after becoming a member of the undead.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Signs you may be a Facebook Zombie include.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
by Web Wordsmith January 27, 2014
When you click on the first picture on someone's profile and hit the left arrow to see what the person looked like when they first got a Facebook profile
by Abdullah Fata'ai August 25, 2012
Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
by DeterTX June 16, 2011