Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Luke Evans

A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt

"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"

by Panam Logistics November 14, 2021

Evan

To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult

Woah, Look at that Evan.

You are such an Evan.

by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty April 19, 2018

Mr Evans

A very handsome teacher.

Me and layla love him

Mr evans has a Hot aussie accent

by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022