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Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.
by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023
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evan and bianca

tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.
-why is bianca licking that guys face?
-that’s evan!
-oh! evan and bianca, duh!
by if-not-now-then-when January 17, 2023
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Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.
Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!
by dump.trump May 30, 2018
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Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.
Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.
by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023
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Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey
by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024
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Evan Darling

that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.
by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022
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evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA
wow i love your evan chong
by sh3kby February 11, 2024
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