Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011

Douche Plug

Blue tooth. Enough Said

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.

by iheartstats April 23, 2011

douche tits

another word for douche..

hey shut up douche tits!

by aakasd420 December 10, 2010

douche bag

A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.

Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!

by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010

douche baggory

The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.

"steve hasn't called me in 3 weeks"
"how douche baggory of him

by boyssuckclub December 20, 2010

douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.

by kath14<3 September 8, 2010

Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010