douche dick

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.

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douche monster

yo he iz da illist douche monster.

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a shorter version of calling someone a bag of both douche and shit. thus douche shit.

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What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

douche-wagger by H.W January 25, 2009

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Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.

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the highest level of douche possible...ever

Josh:Dude, Gil is one large douche pancake!!

Miss T: I know,right?

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A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.

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