A very fun sport that requires a god-like mentality. Is available from middle school through college. Those who run cross country are absolute gods and are, by definition, chads. They don't care what others think and strive for self-improvement. It is definitely a sport like no other. The team is very friendly and respectful because they understand the sport. Those who shit on the sport don't even remotely know the pain and grit that cross country runners endure, and this is speaking from personal experience. They are true athletes, meaning they have an everlasting dedication to the sport. The team consists of the most physically fit people you will ever lay your eyes upon. The training is painful, from core exercises to tempos. Other sports cancel practices due to weather, but not cross country, oh no. They'll train in a fucking hurricane hailstorm hybrid. The day before a race, they will hold an event known as a pasta party where you eat a lot of pasta to carb up for it. The races are 5 kilometers long (3.1 miles) most of the time and are on terrain (steep hills, mud, dirt, etc). Once you're done running the race, you get runner's high and feel insanely good. All in all, Cross Country goes hard and is worth it!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Cross Country?
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
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