Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
Get the National punch the oldest person on your classmug. classing is a way in which people are put into catergories, for example social classing where people are put into groups such as chav, emo, grunge and so on the only reason people are put into these catergories most of the time is because of who they decide to spend their time with.
however people class other people as a way to belittle them as no one can be put into a class because people should be seen as individuals and majority of the time people who class others are arrogant fools and do not understand the concept of individuality.
being an individual is a good thing as it shows that people have their own mind and therefore should not be classed due to them having their own minds, it is their life and therefore should not be judged or classed on how they choose to live it.
however people class other people as a way to belittle them as no one can be put into a class because people should be seen as individuals and majority of the time people who class others are arrogant fools and do not understand the concept of individuality.
being an individual is a good thing as it shows that people have their own mind and therefore should not be classed due to them having their own minds, it is their life and therefore should not be judged or classed on how they choose to live it.
by LaLa-JJ December 9, 2011
Get the Classingmug. English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.
by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018
Get the English Classmug. Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.
(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class”
“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase”
“Shit dawg you’re right”
“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase”
“Shit dawg you’re right”
by lulouise August 13, 2024
Get the Class incestmug. by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
Get the band classmug. someone who behaves as if they are sexually attracted to a lot of people or flirts w/ many people without realizing it most the time
by xxits_ur_girlyxx December 15, 2022
Get the class flirtmug.