Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.
by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018

classing is a way in which people are put into catergories, for example social classing where people are put into groups such as chav, emo, grunge and so on the only reason people are put into these catergories most of the time is because of who they decide to spend their time with.
however people class other people as a way to belittle them as no one can be put into a class because people should be seen as individuals and majority of the time people who class others are arrogant fools and do not understand the concept of individuality.
being an individual is a good thing as it shows that people have their own mind and therefore should not be classed due to them having their own minds, it is their life and therefore should not be judged or classed on how they choose to live it.
however people class other people as a way to belittle them as no one can be put into a class because people should be seen as individuals and majority of the time people who class others are arrogant fools and do not understand the concept of individuality.
being an individual is a good thing as it shows that people have their own mind and therefore should not be classed due to them having their own minds, it is their life and therefore should not be judged or classed on how they choose to live it.
by LaLa-JJ December 9, 2011

by 247tray October 26, 2024

me
Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.
by WTMS369 January 11, 2021

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.
Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."
by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020
