sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013

sweat boner

When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.

Why is this wedding outside? It's over 95 out here! I'm getting a sweat boner just standing here.

by Brigado May 3, 2011

The Buffalo Boner

The act of sticking your dick which is covered in buffalo sauce up your partners ass then proceding to anal sex.

After Nate Ross finished his wings, Kloss took him out back and peformed an excellent demonstration of the Buffalo Boner.

by Rossmurdera25 April 9, 2010

Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.

by datlillarryb March 23, 2011

boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

by Da Vintage Miner October 10, 2021

Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014

boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009