Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit

Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster

by Body duck December 3, 2025

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!

Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?

Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday

by daddys daughter June 27, 2020

National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies

Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

by ItzJohnDoe November 24, 2020

May 3-7 Follow Your Bestfriend to class Week

On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.

"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"

by Lol_Thut April 28, 2021

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022