brown hostages

A difficult turd

"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"

by Howard May 1, 2003

Brown Stripes

A metaphorical award of achievement with army overtones for the accomplishment of having anal sex with a girl for the first time.

Did you hit that ass last night? hell yeah Yo! little Ronald just earned his brown stripes everyone! thanks man

Yo man, I earned my brown stripes last night.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

FREAKING BROWN

A replacement for Fucking sound made famous by holt palmer and cky

"freaking brown that sounds loud!!!"

by J dawg January 17, 2004

Brown Disk

Pizza that looks the same regardless of topping.

Also linked to flatulence and feelings of regret.

Person1: Whats that smell?
Person2: I'm sorry, I bought some brown disks last night while drunk.
Person1: What was on them?
Person2: I've no idea.

by routrax August 27, 2013

Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009

Brown pickle

Another term used for poop. Can also be used to describe pooping.

I have to go make a brown pickle.

by Snotpillowzombie December 8, 2016