i want to kms

guy 1: i want to kms
guy 2: aww bro no.. you're depressed..
by youyermom December 06, 2022
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I wanna throw up

When someone makes a really cute remark about something or someone and you want to say something other than "awww"
"I love every moment I spend with you."
"omg, I wanna throw up!"
by bbmi19 August 05, 2019
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
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I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
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I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.
Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.
by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024
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