1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.
2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.
2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.
g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!
by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022
Get the cut out the middle manmug. The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
by Goober_sex69 March 2, 2020
Get the Da Manmug. by Mäbyë February 3, 2020
Get the Hyena Manmug. Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength
To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them
Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat
your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own
you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them
Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat
your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own
you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
Get the Dead Man’s Smegmamug. by 868._.boss October 27, 2021
Get the holy cross manmug. by Elias59 October 27, 2020
Get the Old Man Stevemug. When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
Get the Man to Gland Combatmug.