oh shit im so american

when one has to much democracy, freedom, and diabetes.

Guy 1: So I voted last night, watched a rerun of the Address to the Nation while eating some 10 cheese chili and nachos. oh shit im so american

by marshmellow n smores February 17, 2015

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

Ah Shit... Here We Again

CJ's iconic line from GTA: San Andreas. It has recently exploded into a meme.

CJ: Ah shit... Here we again.

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

fucking shit up after the fact

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying

When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

by Tom vape September 26, 2017

that annoying little shit that everyone hates

martin meyer

fuck you martin meyer go kill yourself you're that annoying little shit that everyone hates

by HesteHund September 29, 2017

shitting while everyone watching you

its explin its own

me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021

Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears

"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"

by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008