I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

i love you most ben

i love ben most, period.

ben: i love you most
kay: hahaha no sir. i love you most ben

by kaceevan January 12, 2022

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)

person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"

by 42621051 January 06, 2024

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 03, 2024

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019