cold city man

A sophisticated man, who is handsome and smart but is not respectful towards women.

You see a man walking down the street in New York with a suit on, he must be a cold city man.

by Tobin Klaw October 1, 2018

Yote Man

Yote Man is the king of the internet, he is superior to everyone in all the 2 and a half universes we have. He can kill you just by saying. "Flippity Floted You Have Been Yoted." He is also the leader of his tribe, "Internet Slayers LMFAOOOOO" He will give you respect if you don't tread on him by joining his brother, "Yeet Man" in his clan "Anti-Memes"

Person 1 : "Did you see Yote Man last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he gave me a bag full of middle-aged men."

Person 1: "Nice Lmao"

by Lunam October 6, 2018

I don’t man

1. A phrase you say when you’re in a group of other guys and you’re not into the same masculine things as they are

“Hey, Mason, will you play football with us?”

“Nah, I don’t man.”

by Alec867 May 28, 2018

Man hoe

A man that acts like a how or a man who is thirsty.

John is a man hoe. He is always trying to get a girl.

by Boomchick76 May 29, 2018

Chinese Spanish Man

A gay ass bitch who often likes to lick children's freshly cut toe nails. This man is a dangerous variation of a Chinese dog that had incest with its somehow related Spanish mouse owner which hunts little boy penis's. Stay away from this Chinese Spanish Man and if you ever encounter this species please protect your toe nails and make sure he doesnt fuck your nan. this can also be used if you encounter a asian gay, like so....

Oh shit its a Chinese Spanish Man lets hit this gay

by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD May 29, 2018

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018