Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.

That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.

by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021

fucking plug socket

A way to insult someone by saying that they get shagged a lot

Shut up your a fucking plug socket

by ScubaSniper March 17, 2021

Help my fuck

An expression used to convey excitement, annoyance, frustration or, confusion

Homie: we started the smoke sessh without you
Me: Help my fuck you didn't !
Homie: yeah sorry my guy!

by Skywalker 94 March 25, 2021

Rolling Goat fuck

Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.

This new project is a complete rolling goat fuck.

by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021

I fuck bitches

The act of fucking bitches

Hey I fuck bitches grandma

by Fuck me up the ass while I eat March 31, 2021

Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out

“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.

Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2021