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ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana
"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"
by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009
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Stripper Cheese

An actual disease caused by bad hygiene affecting the vaginal area, causing yellow strips of cheese to fall out of the vagina at random moments.
Ay man, i wouldn't tap that if i was you, i heard she got the stripper cheese!
by ninvlado June 3, 2015
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Waxing the Cheese

I was pissed because my mom walked in on me while I was waxing the cheese.
by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 16, 2010
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break cheese

VERB - The act of sharing Christmas cheese balls on Christmas day with your loved ones.
Yo we gotta break cheese before it's no longer Christmas dude. Come on!
by Symbiotictwist December 25, 2018
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Cheese Turtle

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
by SouLLesS April 26, 2015
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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