two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

by progressives October 24, 2009

Two-Frame Fall

When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.

Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.

Joe fell so quickly on the sidewalk, it was practically a two-frame fall.

by iheartejs November 23, 2009

Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.

No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.

by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011

Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration

Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though

by Barcelona Supporter April 25, 2011

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.

Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.

by David13 February 17, 2009

two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion

-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."

by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013