two different people

A phrase describing two individuals who have very little to nothing in common, in terms of personalities, interests, opinions and/or beliefs. A softer way to say that two people are generally uncomfortable in each other's presence and because of the resulting tensions are unlikely ever to get along or even be able to stand one another.
Dave doesn't talk to his father anymore. They're just two different people who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.
by D.S. Credito May 05, 2015
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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
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two hander

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"
by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011
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Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.
by hitlersashes December 06, 2019
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Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.
yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits
by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021
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Two-faced whore

The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.
What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
by yourtypicalbluntperson February 01, 2015
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Two-Frame Fall

When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.

Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.
Joe fell so quickly on the sidewalk, it was practically a two-frame fall.
by iheartejs November 24, 2009
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