touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

by Sexydimma September 15, 2017

iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010

iPod touch is mostly dead

by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022

Touch me not

I'll give but don't do it too me

I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)

Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion

by brafy May 10, 2022

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025