A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
Get the Socrates Troll mug.A day, usually each Thursday, when trolling (anything or everything) is not only accepted but encouraged. On Twitter, applies to comments followed by the hashtag #trollday.
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Get the Roll Troll mug.A person who posts persistent negative comments about stocks and shares on boards and twitter.
This type of troll differs from regular trolls in that instead of attacking individuals, they directly target shareholders. They generally work in co-ordinated groups, have multiple identities and may be paid by a group of traders or a cartel. Their main objective is to spread malicious rumours in an attempt to get investors to sell their stock or create market volatility. There are several reasons for the emergence Share Troll activity but the main reason is to "shake out" investors in order to protect short positions. Trading rackets are known to protect their lucrative short positions by employing share trolls.
This type of troll differs from regular trolls in that instead of attacking individuals, they directly target shareholders. They generally work in co-ordinated groups, have multiple identities and may be paid by a group of traders or a cartel. Their main objective is to spread malicious rumours in an attempt to get investors to sell their stock or create market volatility. There are several reasons for the emergence Share Troll activity but the main reason is to "shake out" investors in order to protect short positions. Trading rackets are known to protect their lucrative short positions by employing share trolls.
This company share is under severe pressure at the moment due to market sentiment. Many share trolls are out in force tonight on bulletin boards trying to get shareholders to sell up.
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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Get the Internet Troll mug.A troll who thinks it's okay to troll if they use something else to justify their hate. A Justifying Troll often uses religion, inaccurate facts, and big words to try and justify their hate. These kinds of trolls do this because they usually can't find anything wrong with whatever it is that they hate and therefore have to look for reasons.
Example of a Justifying Troll:
"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".
"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".
by asefiowrhgua;ergg September 28, 2011
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