two fine bitches

Two extremely beautiful and sexual girls in their early twentys. Commonly known as lee and phoebe among close friends. These girls are very talented, attractive and very sexual dancers. They like the color pink, things that are sparkly, and cute boys with side bangs. A reality show based on two fine bitches is coming out soon...
lee: "hey look at that cute boy with side bangs"

phoebe "wow you're right he really cute"

lee: "hey whats up? do you want to go clubbing with us?"

cute boy: "I would love to go with the both of you because going with two fine bitches is just more sexual than one fine bitch!"
by msmass June 27, 2008
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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
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two different people

A phrase describing two individuals who have very little to nothing in common, in terms of personalities, interests, opinions and/or beliefs. A softer way to say that two people are generally uncomfortable in each other's presence and because of the resulting tensions are unlikely ever to get along or even be able to stand one another.
Dave doesn't talk to his father anymore. They're just two different people who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.
by D.S. Credito May 05, 2015
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Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.
Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!
by tommybrookes December 02, 2021
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two wombats in a sack

Fat chicks bum cheeks defined in tight pants

Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.

Girls wearing tights and having large arse
Chunky girls wearing tight pants. There bum cheeks look like two wombats in a sack having a fight
by Spadgerlicious February 15, 2014
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Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 03, 2022
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Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
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