Sea isle shocker

When you meet a woman in Sea Isle N.J and she proceeds to stick her finger in your rectum while giving you oral sex...

Harry is walking kinda of funny this morning because he received a Sea Isle Shocker last night...

by Freddy Oduya July 16, 2017

Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

by Rex Durkin August 08, 2020

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 August 17, 2015

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 23, 2024

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 23, 2024

Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.

“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”

by Sigma Badass July 07, 2024

roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.

"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"

by evilbleh May 30, 2017