Basically someone who got into the the non-binary identity thing but didn't really get the point and wastes time trying to force the mentality on people who hate it.
Also someone who identifies as non-binary and obviously doesn't really want to do it but does it anyway possibly because of some mental disorder or massive imagined peer pressure.
Also someone who identifies as non-binary and obviously doesn't really want to do it but does it anyway possibly because of some mental disorder or massive imagined peer pressure.
by Spacenut February 6, 2024
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A term used to describe the rare occasion when someone decides to drop their oh-so-ironic facade and speak from the heart. It's a moment of vulnerability that's sure to make everyone uncomfortable, so use it sparingly. It's also a great way to show people that you have emotions too, even if you're too cool to admit it. But seriously, don't overdo it - you don't want to ruin your hipster cred.
I non-unironically believe that the earth is flat and that the moon landing was faked. It's just common sense, really.
by ilivewithmymom April 29, 2023
Get the Non-unironically mug.A name for Liam Ferrera, an obese, greasy non playable character in real life. It is said to be a human but more closely resembles a humanoid hippopotamus. He bathes in grease, and ultimately, can shoot loads of grease from his you know what. Fun fact! His brain is half robotic and you know what powers it? His grease! He produces grease that fast food restaurants leech his grease off him. His shirts are too small for him, so there's your answer as to why you can see his belly. He is a deep sleeper. Call him and he will not flinch. He also has a thing for legs, so be weary of that, as he can get incredibly close to you (he doesn't know what personal space is.) He will do anything to look under your dress/skirt. If you want a boy who knows about Pokemon, you're in luck! He is the right person for you. He will blow your mind away with how much he knows! Unfortunately, he isn't a memorable person. Well... to some, he is. But not in a good way.
who is that? why is he looking at her legs?
oh! it's liam ferrera (known as the greasy lil non playable ratapotamusaurus), don't bother. he can't get close to girls, so thats his next option.
oh! it's liam ferrera (known as the greasy lil non playable ratapotamusaurus), don't bother. he can't get close to girls, so thats his next option.
by ?!$@$% October 25, 2022
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That "Live from Disco Rodea, Raleigh, NC? June 12th, 2005" album by the Pixies is such a non-release.
by schruggy.xyz February 11, 2022
Get the non-release mug.That is a non-standard size of paper, what am I supposed to do with this? Throw it in the trash and set the building on fire!
by Fun Guy 638294 October 8, 2021
Get the Non-standard mug.A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
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