The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 27, 2003
Get the peanut butter shelm mug.by goodeatin November 27, 2003
Get the peanut butter shelm mug.by Anonymous August 25, 2003
Get the peanut mug.An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Peanut the squirrel mug.“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”
by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024
Get the hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat mug.my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.
by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024
Get the Peanut butter top hat mug."Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
by MadResults December 22, 2024
Get the Peanut butter necklace mug.